My endless list of flawless people [5/?]
↳ Oli Sykes
"why are they called twenty one pilots if there’s only two people??"
"what’s up with the ski masks??? are they part of the kkk or something??"
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
the devil and god are shredding inside me